WEDNESDAY 31ST OCTOBER 2018

THE MINISKIRT HAS BEEN VOTED THE “MOST ICONIC WOMEN’S FASHION ITEM OF THE PAST 50 YEARS” - COMMISSIONED SURVEY OF 2000 WOMEN BY EUROPEAN RETAILER PETER HAHN AS BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION BY THE HIGH LOW SHOW PODCAST. ALSO ON THE LIST ARE UGG BOOTS AND THE BOOB TUBE. I’M SAYING NOTHING.

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IT APPEARS THAT IF YOU OWN A DOG OR A SMALL CHILD BUT HAVEN’T INSTAGRAMMED THEM IN AN ADORABLE COSTUME THAT YOUR FOLLOWERS FEEL OBLIGED TO LIKE THAT YOU HAVE FAILED AT HALLOWEEN. AND NO, ONE FROM THE ARCHIVE DOESN’T COUNT

*IMMEDIATELY PULLS ONE FROM THE ARCHIVE