SATURDAY 24TH NOVEMBER 2018

THE ITALIAN TRANSLATION OF “BIDET” IS “HYGIENIC LITTLE HORSE”, AND, I MEAN, HOW DELIGHTFUL IS THAT?! - VIA DAN SCHREIBER ON THIS WEEK’S EPISODE OF NO SUCH THING AS A FISH PODCAST (WITH GUEST HOST OF NO OTHER THAN STEPHEN FUCKING FRY. COUP CENTRAL).

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IN THE CAYMAN ISLANDS YOU CAN REGISTER TO BE A GREEN IGUANA BOUNTY HUNTER AND NAB YOURSELF $6 FOR EVERY DEAD LIZARD YOU DELIVER TO THE DESKS OF THE LOCAL ENVIRONMENT DEPARTMENT. OK SO PERHAPS NOT THE ACTUAL DESKS, BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN… - VIA THE ECONOMIST (CARE OF JAMES HARKIN ON THIS WEEK’S NO SUCH THING AS A FISH PODCAST. WHICH IS MATERIAL CENTRAL FOR THIS SHIT).