SATURDAY 3RD NOVEMBER 2018

BABY JESUS THEFT HAS BOTH ITS OWN WIKIPEDIA PAGE AND ITS OWN HISTORIAN - NO SUCH THING AS A FISH PODCAST. I BELIEVE 86% OF MY ENTIRE KNOWLEDGE BANK CAN NOW BE ATTRIBUTED TO THIS SOURCE.

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SPEAKING OF NOTORIOUS CHARACTERS IN BABY JESUS NARRATIVE (SAUSAGE ROLL, ANYONE?), GREGGS’ MARKETING TEAM CONTINUE TO SHOW BRANDS HOW IT SHOULD BE DONE - THE EYES OF THE TWITTER MASSIVE AS BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION BY JAMES WHATLEY’S ALWAYS BRILLIANT FIVE THINGS ON A FRIDAY. ONCE AGAIN, THE STUFF OF FUCKING LEGEND. MUCH LIKE BABY JESUS, REALLY. CHEERS JAMES.