THURSDAY 8TH NOVEMBER 2018

UBER HAS LAUNCHED A PAIR OF £695 (NOT A TYPO) HEELS THAT COME WITH £500 JOURNEY CREDIT IN WHAT THE BRAND HAS CALLED A “SPECIAL TWIST” IN RESPONSE TO THEIR LIGHTBULB MOMENT THAT WOMEN ARE MORE LIKELY TO WEAR “GLAMOROUS SHOES” IF TRAVELLING IN A TAXI. FOR FUCK’S SAKE… - VIA THE POOL

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THE WORD “GOBEMOUCHE” REFERS TO SOMEONE WHO BELIEVES ANYTHING, NO MATTER HOW OBSURD. HAVING FINISHED JAMES O’BRIEN’S DAMN BRILLIANT NEW BOOK “HOW TO BE RIGHT…” THIS EVENING, THERE ARE A HELL OF A LOT OF THEM OUT THERE - VIA THE EVER-DELIGHTFUL SUSIE DENT.