FRIDAY 21ST DECEMBER 2018

14% OF JAPANESE MEN ARE VIRGINS. THE POPULATION OF JAPAN IS APPROXIMATELY 125MILLION, WITH A RATIO OF 0.94 MALE TO FEMALE. THAT’S, LIKE, 175MILLION VIRGINS - VIA THE HIGHLOW SHOW CHRISTMAS SPECIAL (WHICH EVIDENTLY HAS ALL THE ESSENTIAL FESTIVE NOUS COVERED…).

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THE NICE FOLKS AT THE UNIVERSITY OF SHEFFIELD HAVE CALCULATED THE IDEAL BAUBLE TO TREE RATIO OF 6.2 PER FOOT (SO THAT’S 31 FOR A 5 FT TREE - 776CM OF TINSEL AND 478CM OF LIGHTS, IF YOU’RE INTERESTED). BUT BEFORE YOU THINK I’M GOING TO GO ALL #GOODOLDSCIENCE ON THIS SHIT HOLD YOUR HORSES. THERE’S A CAVEAT. BECAUSE SAID NICE FOLKS AT THE UNIVERSITY OF SHEFFIELD CAN’T ACCOUNT FOR BUSHINESS. THAT’S RIGHT PEOPLE: BUSHINESS HAS BEATEN SCIENCE. #GOODOLDBUSHINESS - VIA THE WIRED UK PODCAST.