SATURDAY 29TH DECEMBER 2018

SO APPARENTLY PARACHUTES DON’T ACTUALLY WORK. WHICH IS GOOD TO KNOW. BUT EVIDENLY OF NO REAL SIGNIFICANCE (ONLY FIFTH-LINE IMPORTANCE, TO BE EXACT) TO THE MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS THAT FOUND IT OUT - VIA QIKIPEDIA

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JON SNOW AND FRENCH AND SAUNDERS ARE JUST THREE OF THE BRITISH HOUSEHOLD NAMES CHOOSING TO TURN DOWN THE QUEEN’S HONOURS. TO BE HONEST I’M SURPRISED NOEL EDMONDS DIDN’T TRY TO SNAFFLE THEM WHILE HER MAJESTY WAS TINKLING THE GOLDEN IVORIES - VIA THE HUFFINGTON POST