WEDNESDAY 30TH JANUARY 2019

THERE WERE 1.1M TINDER SWIPES PER MINUTE IN 2018. DAMN WOULD I LIKE TO KNOW THE LEFT-TO-RIGHT RATIO FOR THOSE SWIPES (ALSO, COULD SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK THIS ‘TWITCH’ IS?!) - VIA THE FUTURE STRATEGY CLUB.

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MY GOD THAT’S A LOT OF YELLOW, BENEFIT - VIA CHARLOTTE JOSEPH ON LINKEDIN.

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IN SWITZERLAND IT’S AGAINST THE LAW TO OWN A SINGLE GUINEA PIG BECAUSE OF LONELINESS AND I’M COMING OVER ALL EMOTIONAL - VIA INDIA KNIGHT’S SWISS NOUS ON THE TWITTERS.

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JESS FUCKING PHILLIPS, PEOPLE - VIA THE INDEPENDENT (C/O HANNAH JANE PARKINGSON. GOOD OLD TWITTER AGAIN).