TUESDAY 8TH JANUARY 2019

THE VERY LAST CAR OFF THE MINI COOPER PRODUCTION LINE BEFORE BMW BOUGHT THE BRAND WAS ITS 5,387,863ND ITERATION OF THE DESIGN (AND ALMOST IDENTICAL TO THE VERY FIRST EVER MADE) - VIA ICONIC ADVANTAGE.

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THE PHENOMENALLY TALENTED RAMI MALEK TOOK HOME THE (NEWLY HAND-FRIENDLY, NO LESS) GOLDEN GLOBE FOR BEST ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE FOR HIS BREATHTAKING PERFORMANCE IN BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY (WHICH ALSO TOOK HOME THE GOODS ON THE NIGHT) BUT SANDRA OH STILL MADE THE NIGHT. WHAT A FUCKING LEGEND - VIA EVERYONE, EVERYWHERE (I MEAN, IT’S THE GOLDEN GLOBES, RIGHT?).