FRIDAY 4TH OCTOBER 2019

ONLY 8% OF BRITS BELIEVE IT’S ACCEPTABLE TO WAIT MORE THAN AN HOUR FOR A HOTDOG - VIA DANNY WALLACE’S THE WALLACE REPORT.

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ON AVERAGE, THE LONGEST THEY WOULD BE WILLING TO WAIT IS ELEVEN MINUTES - ALSO VIA THE WALLACE REPORT.

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94% OF BRITS BELIEVE THEY WOULD BE JUSTIFIED IN COMPLAINING IF THEY HAD TO WAIT MORE THAN AN HOUR FOR A HOTDOG - VIA (YEP, YOU GUESSED IT) THE WALLACE REPORT.

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I HAVE TO SAY, I AGREE - VIA DANNY WALLACE, WHO CONDUCTED A NATIONWIDE FUCKING SURVEY AND GOT AN ENTIRE BOOK OUT OF THIS SHIT.

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THEY REALLY, REALLY AREN’T. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, STRAIGHT PEOPLE? - VIA CAITLIN VON HORROR (IMMEDIATE FOLLOW FOR THE NAME) ON THE TWITTERS.