TUESDAY 8TH OCTOBER 2019

A TENERIFE #OUTOFOFFICE ROUND UP: MARGARITAS WITH MAGICAL VIEWS (IF SOMEWHAT QUESTIONNABLE ENTERTAINMENT) AND A QUEST FOR THIS CÔTES DE PROVENCE DRINKER TO FIND A TOLERABLE ROSE IN A CANARY ISLAND FUELLED BY MATEUS.

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IT CAN BE DONE (SEE EXHIBIT A: VERY, VERY DRINKABLE AND EXHIBIT B: BLOODY MAJESTIC) BUT TAKES A HELL OF A LOT OF LEG WORK AND, RATHER CONVENIENTLY, SIX DAYS.

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ALL THE ABOVE (AND MUCH, MUCH MORE) - VIA THIS GUY. THIS LEGEND. MY HERO.

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THANK GOD I’M #BACKINTHEROOM IN TIME TO WITNESS THIS SCANDALOUS IDENTITY THEFT. I MEAN, THE NONCHALANCE OF THOSE FUCKERS - VIA (VICTIM) CLARE BARRY ON THE TWITTERS.

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SADLY ALSO STILL IN TIME FOR STOPTOBER’ . FUN TIMES - VIA KIRI PR’CHARD MCLEAN ON THE TWITTERS.