WEDNESDAY 9TH OCTOBER 2019

HANG ON, THIS DEFINITELY WASN’T ON OFFER IN TENERIFE AND I’M STARTING TO FEEL SHORT-CHANGED BY THE HOTEL - VIA TAYLOR LORENZ ON THE TWITTERS.

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IT’S DECORATIVE GOURD SEASON, MOTHERFUCKERS! - VIA COLIN NISSAN C/O ELSIE HOSKINS ON THE TWITTERS.

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YES. YES THEY WERE - VIA JEEVES ‘LOGOSMITH’ WILLIAMS ON THE TWITTERS.

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SO, THIS HAPPENED AND TWITTER LOST. ITS. SHIT.

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OUTSIDE OF THE EMINEM AND DOLLY PARTON COVERS, THE LEGWORK BEHIND HER ‘INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALISM’, THE GLORIOUS IMPACT ON FOOTBALL, THE ATTEMPTS TO EXPLAIN THE WHOLE THING TO THE REST OF THE WORLD (AND PAUL RUDD AND ED GAMBLE), ALL ANYONE GAVE A SHIT ABOUT REALLY WAS WHO THE HELL CAME UP WITH THE HASHTAG OF THE CENTURY. #WAGATHACHRISTIE, PEOPLE: A NATION UNITED. “ICONIC“ - VIA THE TWITTERS. GOD FUCKING BLESS THE TWITTERS.