FRIDAY 8TH FEBRUARY 2019

NOT SATISFIED WITH BLATANTLY RIPPING OFF (SORRY, “SPOOFING”…) AD CREATIVE, REVOLUT ARE ALSO FAKING STATS AND MAKING PEOPLE WORK FOR FREE TO PROVE THEY ARE WORTHY OF A JOB THERE. THIS SAYS IT ALL, REALLY (THANK YOU EMILY, MY LOVE!) - VIA THE DRUM AND THE FT. NOT THAT THEY GIVE A SHIT: DRINK, ANYONE?

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WHOEVER SIGNED THIS OFF IS A HERO. YOU’VE MADE ONE COPYWRITER AND AN ENTIRE NATION VERY HAPPY INDEED. WELL, THOSE NOT ACTUALLY HOPING TO EAT THE THING ON THE 14TH, THAT IS. OR MISCHA - VIA BROGAN DRISCOLL ON THE TWITTERS. #LOVESAUSAGE

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THIS GUY IS PEAK #PARENTINGGOALS - VIA INSTAGRAM.