SUNDAY 17TH MARCH 2019

THE MOST SEARCHED PORN TERM IS “STEP” (AS IN STEP MOTHER / FATHER / BROTHER / SISTER…). EWW - VIA JON RONSON (WHO MUST BE GETTING CLOSE TO BEING THE WORLD’S NUMBER ONE AUTHORITY ON PORN BY NOW) ON THIS WEEK’S RHLSTP: SWANKY NEW SOUND COURTESY OF ACAST.

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THE SPIKES ON WHY-NOT-CHEAT-ON-YOUR-OTHER-HALF DATING SITE ASHLEY MADISON (YOU’LL NOTE I HAVE NOT LINKED YOU TO THE ACTUAL SITE) ARE ALWAYS AFTER PERIODS WITH WHICH YOU TYPICALLY SPEND TIME TOGETHER AS A FAMILY OR COUPLE…THANKSGIVING, CHRISTMAS…I MEAN WOW. IT JUST GETS WORSE - VIA THE WORLD’S NUMBER ONE AUTHORITY ON PORN (SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!), JON RONSON (AGAIN ON THIS WEEK’S NEWLY ACAST-POWERED RHLSTP).