FRIDAY 22ND MARCH 2019

YET MORE PROOF THAT KFC HIRING MOTHER WAS THE BEST DECISION THEY EVER MADE - VIA ANDREW BLOCH ON THE TWITTERS.

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HOT OR NOT? GENIUS - VIA PUNDAMENTALISM (AND YES, OF COURSE I IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWED HIM).

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THIS IS BEYOND HEARTBREAKING. REST IN PEACE DAISY, YOU FURRY LITTLE LEGEND - VIA POORNA BELL. I HOPE SHE FINDS HIM TOO, MY DARLING…

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OK SO I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE APPLIED TO #FUTURELEADERS - VIA THE (ENTIRELY MISPLACED) CONVICTION OF A CERTAIN BLOKEWRITER. I MEAN AS MY FATHER ALWAYS SAYS, “DON’T ASK: DON’T GET”.