MONDAY 1ST APRIL 2019

NOW THIS IS HOW YOU DO APRIL FOOL’S DAY PRANKS. PARTICULAR PROPS TO MELLOR & SMITH AND THE LEGENDARY VICKI ROSS FOR THE COLLABORATION OF THE YEAR. NOW IF YOU’LL EXCUSE ME, I’M OFF TO ENJOY MY MCPICKLE WITH EXTRA ROSA-VO AND SCOOP OF YORKSHIRE TEA ON THE SIDE - VIA CAMPAIGN AND THE INDEPENDENT AND, WELL, EVERY MEDIA DESPERATELY SEARCHING FOR NON-BREXIT RELATED CONTENT. SADLY BREXIT ITSELF? NOT A SPOOF. NOPE, JUST A COMPLETE SHITSHOW, THAT ONE...

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IF THIS ISN’T AN APRIL FOOL’S, FOR ONCE I’M THRILLED THAT MY MOTHER IS A HOARDER OF STUFF I’LL NEVER, EVER NEED AGAIN. BECAUSE LOOKING AT MY BANK BALANCE, I COULD KIND OF DO WITH MY LEAVER’S SHIRT BACK RIGHT NOW. PLEASE EXCUSE ME WHILE I MAKE A CALL - VIA OLIVIA GRACE ON THE TWITTERS (RIDICULOUS OVERPRICED SHIRT - WHICH NOT ONLY EXISTS, BUT HAS ACTUALLY GONE UP IN PRICE SINCE SAID TWEET - C/O MATCHES FASHION). #ALLTHEESSENTIALS, ETC…