TUESDAY 2ND APRIL 2019

1650 STEPS, 11KM, 108 FLOORS LATER AND I AM A FUCKING HERO AND TRUE TO FORM ON MY BIRTHDAY THIS WORD COULDN’T BE MORE APT. NOTE THE FIRE. AND THE GIN. AND THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF A CERTAIN SAUSAGE WITH THE SHORTEST LEGS IN THE WORLD - VIA QUIKIPEDIA: #ALLTHEESSENTIALS COURTESY OF THE MALVERN HILLS AND SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME IN CHARGE OF NAVIGATION.

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BOOTS HAS SIGNED A THREE YEAR DEAL WITH THE FA TO SPONSOR ALL FIVE OF THE WOMEN’S NATIONAL TEAMS. SMART MOVE INDEED, BOOTS - VIA THE DRUM (C/O SAM BAKER ON LINKEDIN).

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IT’S BACK! - VIA VICKY ROSS (NOT SURE IF I’VE MENTIONED HER BEFORE…) #EASTERCOPYBINGO

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I’M TAKING THIS AS GLOBAL RECOGNITION. HAPPY BIRTHDAY ME.