SUNDAY 21ST APRIL 2019

i’M SORRY, HE PUT WHAT INTO WHAT NOW? NO ONE ASKED FOR THIS, BEAR - VIA METRO UK, WHO ARE EVIDENTLY AS BAFFLED AS THE REST OF US. HOW THIS IS NOT AN #APRILFOOLS I’LL NEVER KNOW.

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I MEAN IF YOU’RE GOING TO TAKE ON THE BIG GUYS, YOU MAY AS WELL KEEP IT IN THE FAMILY - VIA HUFFPOST, WHO JUST AREN’T BUYING IT. SORRY JAMES. LOOKS LIKE THE OLD MAN WON THIS ONE.

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GOSH M&S, I’M NOT SURE I KNOW WHERE TO LOOK. ALTHOUGH I DO KNOW THAT I’M PRACTISING AT THE WRONG YOGA STUDIO - VIA VIKKI ROSS ON THE TWITTERS.

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SO THIS HAPPENED, AND YEP, NOW IT’S OFFICIALLY A BRITISH BANK HOLIDAY - VIA TWITTER TRENDS #TESCOEXPRESS

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THIS GIVES A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO #WHATWOULDBEYONCEDO - VIA SANJEEV BHASKAR ON THE TWITTERS (NOT TO MENTION ONE HELL OF A PRIEST SOMEWHERE IN THE US. CAN I GET AN ‘AMEN’?!).