TUESDAY 23RD APRIL 2019

91% PLASTIC IS NOT RECYCLED, WHICH MEANS THAT - IF THINGS CONTINUE AS IS - BY 2050 THERE WILL BE 12 METRIC TONS OF THE STUFF IN LANDFILL. CUE ANOTHER BRILLIANT SUSTAINABILITY INITIATIVE FROM ADIDAS AND THE REST OF US WONDERING WHY SPORTS BRANDS ARE REBELLING AGAINST OUR INEVITABLE EXTINCTION HARDER THAN THE FOLKS IN CHARGE RUNNING IT, WHO COULD DO WITH SOME SERIOUS FUCKING RINSING THEMSELVES - VIA THE PEOPLE WHO WANT THEIR PLANET BACK.

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THERE ARE SO MANY MORE THINGS WE COULD DO. THINGS THAT OTHER COUNTRIES ARE ALREADY DOING. AND WE WOULD - VIA THE BBC (C/O SWEDEN AND JESSICA HENLEY-PRICE ON LINKEDIN).

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IN OTHER NEWS, THIS IS WHAT REAL INFLUENCER MARKETING LOOKS LIKE, PEOPLE… #WHATWOULDDIDANEDO - VIA THE INDEPENDENT.

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I MEAN, OF COURSE IT WAS A DICK JOKE…SOME THINGS NEVER CHANGE, EH? - VIA JAKE KEANE ON THE TWITTERS (C/O 14 YEARS OF YOUTUBE).