WEDNESDAY 24TH APRIL 2019

IN THE UK, AN AVERAGE OF 12,000 PEOPLE DIE EACH WEEK.

AND

AROUND 10,000 OF THEM ARE OVER 65.

AND

THAT MEANS THAT ROUGHLY 1,440,000 OVER 65S ABLE TO VOTE AT THE TIME OF THE BREXIT REFERENDUM (23RD JUNE 2016, IN CASE THE DATE HAD ELUDED YOU) ARE NOW, JUST UNDER A MONTH AFTER WE WERE MEANT TO LEAVE - DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED, DEAD.

AND

AS 64% OVER 65S VOTED TO LEAVE THE EU, THAT’S A POTENTIAL 921,600 WHO NOT ONLY WON’T BE AFFECTED IN ANY WAY BY THEIR CONVICTION THAT WE WOULD BE BETTER OFF OUT, BUT DIDN’T EVEN MAKE IT TO THE BIG DAY.

AND

THAT’S FUCKING TERRIFYING - VIA THE BRILLIANT, HILARIOUS KAY SCORAH, WITH WHOM I HAD THE PRIVILEGE OF QUAFFING PRE-5PM TATTINGER COURTESY OF THE GENEROUS (AND EXTREMELY TOLERANT) FOLKS AT MELLOR & SMITH. BEFORE MAKING NIPPLE TASSELS TO CELEBRATE. AS YOU DO…

AND

OF COURSE YOU CAN SEE THE GOODS.