TUESDAY 9TH APRIL 2019

FOR THE LOVE OF WORDS PEOPLE WILL YOU JUST SORT OUT YOUR DAMN APOSTROPHES! THANK GOD FOR SARAH TOWNSEND WHO HAS, QUITE FRANKLY, PROVIDED A PUBLIC SERVICE (DISAGREE? I REFER YOU TO EXHIBIT A) IN THIS ARTICLE ON PUNCTUATION - VIA THE LADY HERSELF ON THE TWITTERS AND LINKEDIN RESPECTIVELY.

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WHILE WE’RE ON THE SUBJECT OF WORDS, A CONFERENCE ABOUT EDITING COPY IS PROBABLY ONE OF THE ONLY WAYS YOU COULD GET ME ANYWHERE NEAR VEGAS. FORTUNATELY THEY WROTE UP THE BEST BITS SO I DON’T ACTUALLY HAVE TO. LOVELY STUFF - VIA SARAH BALSER.

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CAN YOU BE IN LOVE WITH YOUR ARM? BECASE I AM IN LOVE WITH MY ARM AND THIS MAN IS A FUCKING MAGICIAN - VIA PARLOUR TATTOO (C/O THE UTTERLY BRILLIANT CREATIVE MIND OF DAVID SPEED). ARM ALL MINE, MIND, SO I SHOULDN’T GIVE THE GUYS ALL THE CREDIT…