FRIDAY 10TH MAY 2019

ERR, NO. YOU ARE NOT THE ASSHOLE, SIR. YOUR BROTHER, HOWEVER, WELL, HE SOUNDS LIKE A BIT OF A CUNT. TO BE HONEST I’M SURPRISED YOU WERE EVEN GOING TO GO IN THE FIRST PLACE. TELL HIM TO GO FUCK HIMSELF (AND THAT BELOVED BEIGE DEATH SUIT OF HIS) - VIA THE METRO ON THE TWITTERS.

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AHH, A “NIBBLE” DIET OF MINIATURE CHOCOLATE BARS AND TOAST. I KNEW THERE WAS A SECRET TO WRITING 20-22 HOURS A DAY WHILST RAISING NINE CHILDREN IN ORDER TO CHURN OUT 179 BOOKS BY THE AGE OF 71. AND BURNOUT CULTURE IS A “MILLENNIAL AFFLICTION”?! CHRIST DANIELLE , GIVE US A FUCKING CHANCE - VIA SOPHIE GALLAGHER ON THE TWITTERS.

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I MEAN WHO DOESN’T LIKE A HOT DRINK WITH THEIR DINNER WHEN WINTER IS COMING (#SEEWHATIDIDTHERE)? BUT A HOLLYWOOD ACTRESS WHO HAS NEVER HAD A STARBUCKS?! BULLSHIT - VIA (ALLEGEDLY) A CERTAIN (APTLY NAMED) LIAM CUNNINGHAM. OOH, LIAM, YOU SLY FOX, YOU…