SUNDAY 12TH MAY 2019

GIVEN THE HIKE IN BREAD PRICES, IS THIS NOT JUST A MASSIVE WIN? I MEAN EVERYONE KNOWS A CRUST WEIGHS WAY MORE THAN A SLICE. AND PROVIDES A FAR MORE STABLE STRUCTURE FOR A DECENT DOG IN BREAD - VIA MY UNUSUALLY BREAD-HEAVY TWITTER FEED.

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WHY THIS EXISTS (OR TWITTER SEEMS TO BE INSISTING I CONSUME SO MUCH BREAKFAST-RELATED CONTENT AT THE MOMENT) I WILL NEVER, EVER UNDERSTAND - VIA LIE HARD SHOW ON THE TWITTERS.

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I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA BUT I HAVE NEVER WANTED ANYTHING ON THE INTERNET MORE THAN I WANT THIS TEENY TINY WALKING FLOOF TO BE REAL - VIA BERTIE ON THE TWITTERS.