WEDNESDAY 29TH MAY 2019

A TALE OF TWO BUSES: GOOD COP(Y), BAD COP(Y). IT’LL TAKE MORE THAN A ROPE TO GET YOU OUT OF THIS ONE, BORIS - VIA THE METRO AND ANDREW BOULTON ON THE TWITTERS (WITH SOME SERIOUSLY GOOD PLAY ON WORDAGE FROM YOURS TRULY, EVEN IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF).

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ON #NATIONALBISCUITDAY, THE HUMBLE PARTY RING (PERSONALLY, I’M A DUNKER) HAS PROVED - IF THIS SNAPSHOT OF THE PRO VS ANTI RING FURORE IS ANYTHING TO GO BY - AS DIVISIVE AS BREXIT (I’LL SPARE YOU A LINK TO YET MORE CONTENT ON THE SUBJECT). AND, LIKE ANY GOOD POLITICAL DEBATE, THERE ARE MORE THAN TWO CAMPS IN THE RACE. STEP FORWARD THE PSYCHOLOGISTS, ANIMAL ACTIVISTS, ENGINEERS, PATRIOTS, FAUX NOSTALGICS (AHEM, CAN WE CREDIT THE ORIGINAL LITTLE GUYS, PLEASE?) AND OF COURSE, THIS LOT. CRUMBS… - VIA PEOPLE OF THE TWITTERS (C/O RIDICULOUS NATIONAL DAYS INVENTED TO FLOG US MORE STUFF).

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ALTHOUGH MY OWN BISCUIT ALLEGIANCE WILL COME WITH ME TO THE GRAVE (BUT HE’S RIGHT, I DO HAVE A STRONG TOP THREE), I WILL SAY THIS - VIA TODAY’S #FREELANCEHEROESHOUR, OBVIOUSLY IN HONOUR OF THE WRITER’S PRIMARY SOURCE OF NOURISHMENT.