FRIDAY 3RD MAY 2019

HOW THIS UTTER PRICK DIDN’T SEE HOW PHENOMENAL THIS WOMAN LOOKED IS BEYOND ME. IT WAS BEYOND TWITTER. BETTER STILL, IT WAS BEYOND ASOS. REAL BEAUTY: REAL ACTION. ERR, GEORGE? CHECK MATE - VIA THE POWER OF SOCIAL AND A BRAND THAT KNOWS WHAT MATTERS (C/O NATHALIE GORDON ON THE TWITTERS).

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MARKING THE START OF THIS YEAR’S PRIDE SEASON, M&S’ LGBT SANDWICH HAS - UNDERSTANDABLY - DIVIDED OPINION, WITH SOME FEELING IT TRIVIALISES THE ISSUE (BAD), SOME PRAISING THEIR £11,000 DONATION TO THREE LGBT+ CHARITIES (GOOD), SOME BALKING AT THE PRICE (STANDARD), SOME ALARMED AT THE SALT CONTENT (EEK) AND OTHERS SIMPLY QUESTIONING WHO THE FUCK THINKS GUACAMOLE BELONGS IN A SANDWICH (ERR, ME) - VIA JAMES BARR ON THE TWITTERS.