MONDAY 24TH JUNE 2019

COULD THE ELUSIVE CREATIVE GENIUS THAT IS THE OASIS BAKERY COPYWRITER PLEASE COME FORWARD BECAUSE WE HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS (NAMELY: WHY WERE THEY NOT NUDE? ABOVE THE WHAT? DOES EVERYTHING CHANGE AT A MAGNITUDE OF 6.4? AND WHAT DID THE JERK DO WRONG?). AND TOM HAS A COUPLE OF BRIEFS TO WING YOUR WAY. DELIGHT IN THE CAMUS REFERENCES AND BASK IN THE GLORY OF THE WEBSITE. AND IF YOU’RE CONSIDERING BUYING FARMED FISH, FOR GOD’S SAKE THINK OF THE LITTLE CHILDREN - VIA RAHEL AIMA ON THE TWITTERS.

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YEAH THIS HAS GOT TO STOP. I LET THE CRONUT SLIDE, ROLLED MY EYES AT THE CRUFFIN AND PRETENDED THE CROIFFLE WAS ALL JUST A TERRIBLE DREAM…BUT THE CROLL? CROLL NO YOU FUCKING DON’T. TOO FAR NOW, PEOPLE. TOO FAR - VIA METRO.

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BRINGING YOU SOME FREELANCE #MONDAYMOTIVATION - VIA THE MAN WHO JUST WON LINKEDIN (THE HEIGHT OF THE TWITTER BAR PLACING IT SOLIDLY IN THE PREMIUM CONTENT CATEGORY OVER THERE) AND THE EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS SANDWI... I MEAN, JUST LOOK AT IT. GOALS, PEOPLE, GOALS. DREAM BIG.