MONDAY 3RD JUNE 2019

SO THERE’S A ROSE FESTIVAL IN LAKE GARDA EVERY JUNE AND IT’S NOT ONLY SUPER DAMN KITCH BUT IT’S IN LAKE FUCKING GARDA AND THEY GIVE YOU A WINE NECKLACE SO YOUR HAND IS FREE TO HOLD THE BOTTLE AND WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED ABOUT THIS?! - VIA VIX LEYTON ON THE TWITTERS. “HAPPENED UPON IT”, MY ARSE…

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IT’S OK PEOPLE - THEY’VE SAID IT’S FINE #GOODOLDSCIENCE - VIA DAVID KOLBUSZ ON THE TWITTERS.

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YEAH, SADLY HE ACTUALLY SHOWED UP (AND BRITAIN, YOU DID NOT DISAPPOINT). BUT FIRST, TWITTER CAN WE PLEASE TAKE A MOMENT TO CONSIDER THAT THIS CAT IS STILL STANDING UP?! - NEWS #PRIORITIES VIA ALYX WEISS.