WEDNESDAY 5TH JUNE 2019

IN HONOUR OF THE UTTER #COPYLEGEND THAT IS CLARE BARRY (AND ALL THE CREATIVE FUCKING HEROES - SHE’S THAT DAMN LOVELY THERE WERE TOO MANY FOR JUST ONE TWEET - SHE CALLED OUT IN THE LATEST EPISODE OF #ALLGOODCOPY), TODAY’S POST COMES TO YOU VIA THE COLLECTIVE NOUS OF SOME OF MY FAVOURITE FOLKS ON THE WORD TWITTERS.

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SHALL WE?

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SOMETHING INTERESTING I’LL COME BACK TO LATER - VIA DAVE HARLAND. I MEAN, YOU’RE GOOD MATE, BUT THIS? THIS IS NOT MY FIRST TIME…

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“YEAH, SO WE’RE RUNNING LOW ON ACTUAL LIONS RIGHT NOW. CAN I INTEREST YOU IN A STONE ONE?”

SERIOUSLY PEOPLE, WE NEED TO STOP DOMESTICATING THESE EVIL FUCKERS. THEY’LL KILL US ALL WHILE WE’RE TRYING TO WORK OUT HOW THIS “NEW” ITUNES SHIT WORKS.

SO, THIS PILGRIMAGE EVERYONE GOES ON ABOUT. ERR, IS THERE AN ALL-INCLUSIVE PACKAGE?

WELL THAT’S THE SUBJECT OF THE FYRE FESTIVAL SEQUAL SORTED, THEN - ALL VIA ROB ESTREITINHO (C/O SOME “BOOK OF RANDOM FACTS”. OH NO, HANG ON, THE BOOK OF RANDOM FACTS) THANK FUCK FOR QI AND GIFS, EH?

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REPEAT AFTER ME #CONTENTCLUBUK: RHUBARB AND CUSTARD IS NOT A FLAVOUR. THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK - VIA (THE INCREDIBLY WISE) GARETH HANCOCK. COURT DISMISSED.

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YEAH, YEAH, OK, BRAD, FILL YOUR BOOTS... #ALLGOODGOSPEL

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THAT’LL NOUS PEOPLE. THAT’LL NOUS#SEEWHATIDIDTHERE