WEDNESDAY 31ST JULY 2019

SO THE GUY WHO WROTE ‘EVERYTHING IS F*CKED’ HAS CHANGED HIS MIND AND I MUST SAY THAT OF ALL THE TIMES TO RENEGE SUCH A STATEMENT, NOW WOULDN’T BE MY CHOICE. STILL, EACH TO THEIR OWN (READ: ANY EXCUSE FOR A SEQUEL), EH? - VIA BEN SMITH (C/O ZANOPTICON) ON THE TWITTERS.

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CLEARLY HE HADN’T SEEN THIS. I MEAN, IF A FISH FINGER FUCKING LASAGNE ISN’T EVIDENCE (ADMITTEDLY EVIDENCE THAT WAS CHALLENGED ALMOST IMMEDIATELY) OF AN ENTIRELY #BROKENBRITAIN THEN I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS - VIA JOSH BARRIE ON THE TWITTERS.

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I TELL YOU THIS PARROT AND HER BABY BIRB (OK, NOT A BABY BIRB - AND IF ANYONE KNOWS THEIR BABY BIRBS FROM THEIR NOT BABY BIRBS IT’S THIS LADY. STILL, AT TIMES LIKE THESE BEGGARS REALLY CAN’T BE CHOOSERS) WAS VERY MUCH THE PACIFICATION REQUIRED AFTER THAT RATHER HORRIFYING SPECATCLE - VIA 41STRANGE ON THE TWITTERS.

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I KNOW, I KNOW, YOU WANT MORE BABY BIRB ACTION NOW, DON’T YOU? YEAH, ME TOO. #ITSTHELITTLETHINGS - VIA, WELL, OBVIOUSLY ON THE TWITTERS.