TUESDAY 13TH AUGUST 2019

I REST MY CASE ON THE WHOLE CATS BEING PURE FUCKING EVIL THING. LOOK. AT. IT - VIA AFP PHOTO (C/O THE NO DOUBT NOW TRAUMATISED PHOTOGRAPHER RONALDO SCHEMIDT ON THE TWITTERS.

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THAT ‘SOMETHING’ THEY SAID WAS SOARING ITS WAY TO THE FRINGE? WELL, IT MADE IT. AND IT WAS BIG. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL. IT WAS IMPORTANT. AND THEY FUCKING BANNED IT. BUT WE CAN DO SOMETHING TO CHANGE THAT. GO DO THE THING, PEOPLE: #LETFANNYFLY - VIA ELVIE, TANIA, OH, AND JUST THE ODD TWO THOUSAND PEOPLE AND COUNTING…

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WORLD OTTER DAY FOLLOWED BY NATIONAL PROSECCO DAY?Y WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE (I MEAN, IF YOU IGNORE, AHEM, THAT STUFF. AND THIS GUY. AND…YEAH LET’S JUST FOCUS ON THE MATTER IN HAND, SHALL WE?) - VIA ANOTHER EMINENTLY RELIABLE SOURCE. I MEAN, IT’D BE RUDE NOT TO REALLY…