WEDNESDAY 28TH AUGUST 2019

I’M SORRY, A MURAL? CHRIST DOES ESPTEIN’S LEVEL OF SKIN-CRAWLINGLY VILE CONTINUE TO EXCEED ANYTHING WE THOUGHT FATHOMABLE. THE TRUTH REALLY IS STRANGER THAN FICTION - VIA EVIL CHIHUAHUA ON INSTAGRAM.

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WHILE WE’RE ON THE SUBJECT OF PURE GODDAMN EVIL, WHY WOULD YOU EVER PLAY CHESS WITH THESE FUCKERS? - VIA MEOW LIBRARY (THEY’RE ACTUALLY BRAGGING ABOUT THIS SHIT, PEOPLE) ON THE TWITTERS.

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I’M SORRY, SHE SIGNED OFF WHAT NOW? JESUS WEPT. NOT ON OUR FUCKING WATCH… - VIA A MOMENT ON THE TWITTERS.

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AT LEAST LABOUR ARE MAKING SURE THEY ADDRESS THE, ERM, IMPORTANT ISSUES WHILE OUR COUNTRY QUIETLY IMPLODES UNDER THE WEIGHT OF ITS OWN STUPIDITY (AND IF WE COULD ALL PLEASE TAKE A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE THE GENIUS USE OF ‘OVER-PROMOTED BATH TOY’, THAT WOULD BE LOVELY) - VIA ADAM KAY ON THE TWITTERS.