SUNDAY 4TH AUGUST 2019

A VAGINA SPA IS OPENING IN LONDON AND A VAGINA SPA IS OPENING IN LONDON, PEOPLE. V-STEAM, ANYONE? - VIA RACHEL MOSS (WHO CAN INDEED COUNT THAT PULITZER AS IN THE FUCKING BAG) ON THE TWITTERS.

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JUST FOR STEFAN, WHO I KNOW WILL BE DISTRAUGHT AT THE THOUGHT OF US HAVING YET MORE THINGS TO DO WITH OUR (PERFECTLY INTACT AND NOT BIRTH RAVAGED) LADY BITS FOR THIS FABULOUS EXTRA FORTY YEARS OF CHILDFREE LIFE HE’S KINDLY REMINDED US WE’VE GOT TO PLAY WITH), WOULD YOU JUST LOOK AT THIS BIG ASS CUCUMBER?! - VIA CAMRYN GELTING (AND HER RATHER BAFFLED FATHER) ON THE TWITTERS.