MONDAY 5TH AUGUST 2019

WHEN IT COMES TO BUYING A CARAVAN (BEAR WITH ME ON THIS, CONTEXT IS COMING), I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE THAT A CLEAR WANK RECORD IS DEFINITELY TOP OF THE ‘NICE TO HAVES’ - VIA DOT TO DOT ON THE TWITTERS.

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SOMEONE - ‘AN ANONYMOUS GERRYMANDERING FIGHTER’, TO BE PRECISE - CREATED A FONT FROM THE US’ MANIPULATED CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICTS AND WHILE IT’S NO SOFFA SANS, IT’S STILL A PRETTY COOL BIT OF ACTIVISM AND HOW MUCH DOES NORTH CAROLINA LOOK LIKE A SCOTTY DOG?! - VIA DAWN MCCARTHY ON LINKEDIN.

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ENGLISH HAS THE LEAST NUMBER OF WORDS FOR FEELINGS AND EMOTIONS OUT OF ALL THE LANGUAGES IN THE ENTIRE DEVELOPED WORLD. IN GERMANY THEY HAVE FIFTEEN DIFFERENT WORDS FOR FIFTEEN TYPES OF ANGER AND IN GREEK THEY HAVE FOUR DIFFERENT WORDS FOR FOUR DIFFERENT TYPES OF LOVE AND IN KOREA THEY HAVE A WORD FOR "YES I DID LIE TO YOU, BUT GIVEN THE CONTEXT IN WHICH I TOLD THE LIE YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN I WAS LYING” AND WE’RE TOTALLY DOING THIS WRONG, PEOPLE - VIA POWERHOUSE BODY IMAGE AND MENTAL HEALTH CAMPAIGNER (AND, ACCORDING TO PIERS MORGAN, “EVERYTHING THAT’S WRONG WITH THE WORLD”, WHICH IS ABOUT AS HIGH A COMPLIMENT AS YOU CAN BE PAID, REALLY - NO WONDER THEY GAVE THE WOMAN AN MBE) NATASHA DEVON ON THIS WEEK’S EPISODE OF THE GUILTY FEMINIST.

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STEFAN (YOU ‘HATEFUL, MISOGYNISTIC ASSCLOWN’) , THIS ONE’S FOR YOU - VIA CAITLIN MORAN ON THE TWITTERS.