TUESDAY 6TH AUGUST 2019

THIS SPICY DIJON GELATO SANDWICH CAN GET IN THE FUCKING SEA. THANKFULLY IT’S A STUNT, BUT QUITE FRANKLY I’M STILL PLEASED #NATIONALICECREAMDAY CAME AND WENT WITHOUT ME REALISING IT WAS HAPPENING BECAUSE FRENCH’S RELEASE OF A MUSTARD FLAVOUR (WHICH IS NOT A PR STUNT, A ‘TANGY, SWEETER (FROZEN) VERSION OF THE CONDIMENT’ IS ACTUALLY AVAILABLE TO BUY) HAS TO BE A SIGN THAT IT’S THE BEGINNING OF THE END - VIA MCGARRYBOWEN ON LINKEDIN.

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ON THE SUBJECT OF STUNTS, WE ALL KNOW DELIVEROO ONLY MADE THIS FLYING DINING EXPERIENCE (WAGAMAMA AT 1,000FT, ANYONE?) A THING (BECAUSE, LET’S BE HONEST BEING STRAPPED DOWN IN A RATTLY PIECE OF TIN WHILST TRYING TO SHOVEL NOODLES INTO YOUR HELMETED FACE AS SAID ‘RESTAURANT’ PITCHES VIOLENTLY OVER THE THAMES IS HARDLY AN APPEALING PROSPECT) SO THEY COULD CALL THE RESTAURANT ‘ROOCOPTER ONE’ - VIA CAMPAIGN ON LINKEDIN.

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“WE DIE. THAT MAY BE THE MEANING OF LIFE. BUT WE DO LANGUAGE. THAT MAY BE THE MEASURE OF OUR LIVES.” RIP TONI MORRISON: ‘BELOVED’ IN EVERY WAY - VIA A MOMENT ON THE TWITTERS.

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IN TRIBUTE TO A WOMAN WHO TRULY KNEW THE #POWEROFWORDS. BECAUSE DAMN, DID SHE HAVE THEM - VIA DEE LOCKETT ON THE TWITTERS.