WEDNESDAY 7TH AUGUST 2019

CORRECT. LITERALLY NO ONE WANTS THAT. BUT EVIDENTLY I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO’S MISSED THE CONTEXT HERE BECAUSE THOSE FERAL HOGS CAME OUT OF NOWHERE - VIA THE VAGINA MUSEUM ON THE TWITTERS. ANYONE? OH, HANG ON… OKAY…I MEAN I’LL BE HONEST WITH YOU, I STILL DON’T FEEL AN AWFUL LOT CLEARER ABOUT THIS. BUT IT SEEMS TO BE A BIG DEAL SO I’M JUST GOING TO GO WITH IT AND PRETEND IT’S A NICHE I’M ONTO…

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EASYJET’S ATTEMPT AT SOCIAL MEDIA ‘CUSTOMER SERVICE’ IN RESPONSE TO THIS TWEET IS UTTERLY GLORIOUS. SMASHING IT ON ALL COUNTS AT THE MOMENT, EVIDENTLY - VIA MATTHEW HARRIS AND BRAIN BROKEN BY EPSTEIN AND FREDERICO ROBERTO ON THE TWITTERS.

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“STEAM YOUR FANNY? FUCK OFF!” KATHY BURKE IS AMAZING AND THAT IS ALL. A HILARIOUS, MOVING, UTTERLY DAMN LOVELY PIECE BY HANNAH J DAVIS - VIA, WELL, KATHY FUCKING BURKE ON THE TWITTERS. “LET’S JUST STOP HAVING A GO AT EACH OTHER. LET’S STOP JUDGING EACH OTHER ALL THE TIME” TOO DAMN RIGHT.