SUNDAY 29TH SEPTEMBER 2019

FANCY, MEET TWICE DIVORCED. SPECIFICALLY, PRU. AS WEEKENDS GO, IT’S BEEN A GOOD ONE FOR #PEAKBIRD CONTENT - VIA THE CHEISH ON THE TWITTERS.

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OK HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO GO OVER THIS? - VIA THE CATS ON OK CUPID (YES, SERIOUSLY) C/O MIRA CRISP ON THE TWITTERS.

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ON #NATIONALCOFFEEDAY, PLEASE DELIGHT IN THE PERFECT RIDICULOUSNESS OF THIS OFFICE COFFEE SHOP. IN SHORT, THIS MAN CANNOT BE TRUSTED - VIA MATT ROGER’S MOMENT ON THE TWITTERS.

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THIS PUG TO WHICH I’D LIKE TO PROPOSE A TOAST. I MEAN, IT WOULD BE RUDE NOT TO REALLY…