THURSDAY 5TH SEPTEMBER 2019

“WHAT THE HECK AM I DOING HERE? [THESE PEOPLE HAVE] MADE AMAZING THINGS. I JUST WENT WHERE I WAS SENT.” I MEAN IF THE FIRST MAN ON THE FUCKING MOON SUFFERED FROM IMPOSTER SYNDROME, MAYBE WE SHOULD CUT OURSELVES A BIT OF SLACK. EITHER THAT, OR JUST ADMIT WE’RE DESTINED TO FALL SHORT AGAINST THE REST OF HUMANITY AND GO BACK TO BED - VIA ALAN BAXTER ON THE TWITTERS.

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FOR FUCK’S SAKE ARE WE STILL BANGING ON ABOUT THIS GOD DAMN LOCH NESS MONSTER? AND ‘MIGHT’ CERTAINLY SEEMS A VALID REASON TO REOPEN THIS CAN OF UTTERLY POINTLESS GIANT WORMS - VIA A ‘PLAUSIBLE’ MOMENT(ARY REPRIEVE FROM ALL THE #BREXIT CHAT) ON THE TWITTERS.